The Story of Studio Banksy
Transcribe this. I met Banksy in Hawaii when I was being trained in the ways of samurai by the geisha. There was a pop-up store in the hipster part of Honolulu. It was some kind of furniture store. Most of the furniture was pretty generic, but there were about six pieces that were unique, maybe ten pieces that were unique. There were two beds, four dressers, three end tables, and a desk with a huge mirror. I purchased all ten items. The total was about $8,000. Banksy and his engineer delivered them to the house at 162 Hanapepe Loop. When Banksy arrived, his eyes were red and he was crying as he looked out over the ocean through the back windows of the house. I'm sure he was envisioning the future. Where we got all the cures to all the diseases and made sure everyone lived forever, what all did we have to do to make it happen? It took about 10 years. Maybe that's why he was crying. He was so emotional. I thought he wanted to smoke some weed, so I offered him some. He said he didn't smoke weed. I found that to be impossible. How else would you create such art? The furniture I'd purchased all looked like the Gaudi houses in Barcelona mixed with some Russian imperial furniture designs. I just called them Banksy furniture. All the pieces are gold or silver with intricate ornate designs. Banksy said he designs everything and then the engineer…